drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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