I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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