The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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