love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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