just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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