That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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