Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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