We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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