Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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