I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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