I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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