He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
should my penis look like a turkey
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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