Whatcha textin bout Willis?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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