I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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