North Korea, Best Korea!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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