Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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