My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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