considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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