Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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