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go home
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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