This girl is more easily done than said...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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