when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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