The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He did a backflip because drugs
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