I could make wine with my vomit
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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