His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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