you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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