he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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