Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Im part way to drunk.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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