It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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