we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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