Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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