$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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