'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Even my vagina gasped.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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