we're blogging at a bar
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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