margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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