Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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