whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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