yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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