I just made out with a guy for $7.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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