last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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