Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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