i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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