so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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