There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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