Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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