Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
