if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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