Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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