I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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