question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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