i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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