I want to make a zoo with you.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I smell like Dick and happiness
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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