How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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