We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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