i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
