...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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