$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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