There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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