Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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