i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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