so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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