I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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